Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. […]
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? The Force is strong with this one. I have you now. But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed […]
Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. D'oh. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a […]
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you […]
Subsidio Litúrgico Bienaventurada Virgen María de la Merced Jornada de Oración por las Personas Privadas de la Libertad “El Señor me envió a llevar la Buena Noticia a los pobres, a vendar los corazones heridos, a proclamar la liberación a los cautivos y la libertad a los prisioneros, a proclamar un año de gracia […]
Los Excelentísimos Señores Arzobispos, Misael Vacca Ramírez Arzobispo de Villavicencio y Omar de Jesús Mejía Giraldo, Administrador Apostólico de San Vicente del Caguán, sus presbíteros, diáconos, religiosos(as) y los fieles laicos, tienen el gusto de invitarle a la Ordenación Episcopal De Monseñor William Prieto Daza, Obispo de San Vicente del Caguán
